June 30, 2013 0 Comments

How I Used Facebook To Find My Future Wife, Ruin a Marriage and Get My Dream Job

I have found my future wife. She cooks. She cleans. She is between 18-28. She is single. She is friends with at least one of my friends (you know, for an introduction). And she is one of these three people. How do I know that?  Because the new Facebook Graph Search tells me these are […]

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November 30, 2012 1 Comment

How I Turned My Roommate Bennett Into An Indian Sex Symbol

In the last few weeks, nearly one hundred Indians, from Calcutta to New Delhi, have professed their undying love to my roommate Bennett.   Some have even voiced their love through video. What does that mean?  That means my roommate Bennett is basically Justin Bieber. They have more in common than just great hair.  They both […]

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